disturbing words

Finally relieved of the overnight shift, at an Austin bar, I overhear the following from nearby drunkards:

Any time you're in the sack with a girl on a Friday night, who do you compare her to? Every other girl you've been in the sack on a Friday night...She [his best] had the body of a 12 year old gymnast. It was negative and fucked up, but it was amazing at the same time.

Stay classy Austin, stay classy.