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So Jim Cantalupo, the CEO of McDonald's, died of a heart attack today. I don't mean to make light of this man's death, but this is kind of like rain on your wedding day, don’t you think?

In a related story, Mayor McCheese lowered all McDonald land flags to half-mast, and the Hamburglar agreed to take a hiatus from his thieving ways. When asked what Cantalupo meant to him, the Hamburglar, between sobs, replied simply "robble."