falsehoods on a plane

Untrue things heard on an airplane today:

• St. Cloud is nice.
  
• The Mall of America is a lot of fun.
  
• My seat is 25F.
  
• For your enjoyment we will be showing a film on today's flight: Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
  
• There is a plane at our gate, they'll be backing away shortly, we should be in there in less than five minutes.