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Today the National Archives released Sen. Clinton's schedules while she was first lady. More than 17,000 pages will have journalists combing through the files for days, but it's good to know that major news organizations have their priorities straight, as the first story emerges from the data dump:

Hillary Was in White House on 'Stained Blue Dress' Day:

Hillary Clinton spent the night in the White House on the day her husband had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky, and may have actually been there when it happened, according to records of her schedule released today by the National Archives.

The day after Sen. Obama gives the best political speech of my lifetime, and the media quickly returns to the frivolity of an affair ten years in the past. Pathetic.