if it weren't for my horse...

On Baseball Tonight, once the best summary of an evening's baseball, one analyst struggles to corral two former players incohernecy into semi-watchable television. The segment goes to commercial with a player saying:

I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin'.

To which the analyst has no choice but to reply:

Just sayin'. That's what you do.

Hoping not to lose more brain cells, I flip to ESPN2, where two women are punching each other in the face. I bang my head on the table as I write this.

Please make it stop.