mop fight!

Awesome news story of the day from the Salt Lake Tribune (where the headline writer deserves a raise):

Dueling mops: Driver hits pedestrian, janitorial thrust-and-parry ensues
PROVO - Police here arrested a man after he hit a pedestrian and then attacked the victim with a mop.
Provo Police Capt. Cliff Argyle said the driver hit the pedestrian with his vehicle about 2:30 p.m. in a crosswalk at 50 East Center Street.
When the driver stopped, angry words were exchanged and the driver got out of his vehicle, grabbed a mop from the pedestrian's mop bucket and started to strike the pedestrian.
The pedestrian grabbed another mop to defend himself. He was shoved over a planter box and fell on his back.