my pet

Most of my Minneapolis friends either have dogs or are constantly pestering their spouse to get one. As most chabel.net readers know, I do not like dogs. At all.

I am interested, however, in having a meerkat (pictured above) as a pet. I would probably construct some sort of elaborate tunnel system in my house to make it hospitable. Unfortunately, as I continue researching the subject, it seems that it may be illegal to own meerkats in the U.S.

So does anyone know a good meerkat poacher?