highlight of my day

Washington has a fairly sizeable homeless population, some of whom spend their days panhandling in front of Union Station. Some of these panhandlers are performers, many with instruments. Today, returning from lunch, I spotted one such performer: obviously drunk, banging on an empty Heineken bottle with a stick to no discernable rhythm. He was also bellowing incoherently.

Upon seeing this man, my first thought was, 'you're definitely going to have to try harder than that if you want people's money.'