damn you SUV drivers!

from "You Shall Know Our Velocity":

The silent though decisive discussions were a hobby of my mind, debating people I knew or passed on the road while driving:
—You, driving the Lexus.
—Me?
—Yes, you. You paid too much.
—What?
—You paid too much and your soul is soiled.
—You are right. I have failed but will repent.

Every time I see an SUV a similar conversation takes place, but with more swearing.