Worst store ever

Shopping yesterday at Potomac Mills, I came across the worst store ever. Seriously, are bibles so expensive that they require factory outlet stores? At this store (which I did not enter), do they sell remaindered bibles, or misprinted bibles? Perhaps bibles missing books. Or a bible where Jesus is actually named Moe. Or Shemp. Really, any of the three (four) stooges. Now that would be a good bible.