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Friday, June 06, 2003

Evil-Off 2003

I've been trying to discern who is the most evil person in the world. While this may ultimately be unknowable, I've devised a World Cup style contest to settle this. Here are the entrants from the four regions:




East Asia/Oceana

Kim Jong Ill (President, N. Korea)

vs.

Rupert Murdoch (President, The News Corporation)




Europe/Middle East

Saddam Hussein (former President, Iraq)

vs.

Slobodan Milosevic (former President, Yugoslavia)




N. America/S. America

Augusto Pinochet Ugarte (former President, Chile)

vs.

Richard B. Cheney (Vice President, United States)




Africa

Laurent Gbagbo (President, Ivory Coast)

vs.

Umar Hasan Ahmad al-Bashir (President, Sudan)




Things to consider:

  • Both past evildoings as well as the potential for future evildoing will be considered

  • Acts of greed are more evil than acts of self-preservation

  • The potential for failing to do good, and instead choosing evil will be considered

  • Finally, if this were a real battle, what methods of evil would each combatant use?


I'll have regional matchup details forthcoming, followed by results

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